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15 November 2010 @ 12:41 am
So, I was thinkin' some thoughts, and since I was on the internet I'm postin' 'em for you to read.  Ah, how I envy you.  I need to figure out some tags so that when people are looking through my collected body of e-work they can skip the boring emotive bits, but I ain't got none, so SUCK ITCollapse )

Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated

The other night, just as I was going to sleep, I had a great idea; the idea that would make me famous.  As is so often the case with pre-sleep thought, I couldn't remember much of it the next day.  This was probably a blessing, because after I succeeded in in excavating that Morpheus-addled portion of my memory, I was quite disappointed.  Anyway, instead of writing a crappy song based on the concept, I decided to write a crappy story.  Don't worry, it's pretty short. It's really short, but still not worth your time.Collapse )

Wow, this is even worse than I thought it would be.  SUCKERS!

Current Mood: artistic
03 November 2010 @ 12:50 am
28 October 2010 @ 06:51 pm
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“Alright. Liked an a voice post. Love them, love them, it's like, do you got if you wanna post your life general. But at the same time will back to increase your likely hood of getting in a car accident. So I'm gonna maybe try it out. Maybe do it in future. See, all that, if, on my ears ok. So you have just try it out maybe. That's gonna increase, my minutes ___ number of friends(?), because all that was, all that was sweeten, he's a bit, add me on this, on the general's. That's gonna be ___, let B tones, in the name chance like a snake hypnotized by a, by a dude playing some 8 tone skales(?) on the flauta(?). That's right. Good man. Signed, signed it off. Out.”

Auto-Transcribed Voice Post - spoken through SpinVox
08 October 2010 @ 03:22 pm
I told you I'd post more regularly, AND HERE I AM, MOTHER-BITCHES. Would I lie to you? Yes Of Course I WouldCollapse )
Current Mood: flirtyflirty
05 October 2010 @ 10:39 pm
So, even though I have an overabundance of free time, "thanks" to no longer having a job, I'm never on the LiveJournals nowadays. Consequently, because I'm sure everyone misses me greatly, I'm gonna force myself to start postin' entries.

Literally right nowCollapse )
Current Mood: accomplished
So, some things are sad, right?

So, this post is kind of a train wreck.Collapse )
Current Mood: morosemorose
Current Music: Band of Horses - The Funeral
20 July 2010 @ 08:42 pm
     So, my wisdom teeth are out on one side, which is nice, I guess, if you like bloody holes in your mouth.  The teeth and I had come to an arrangement, and I feel a little guilty about betraying their trust.  It was like I used the teeth for cheap labor, then had them deported when they disappointed me.You want to know what's behind the cut, don't you? IT BURNS WITHIN YOU.Collapse )

     In conclusion, I had some of my wisdom teeth removed.  Thank you, and good night.
18 July 2010 @ 12:18 am
So, in honor of my joining livejournal, I'll do what I do everywhere else an post a crappy poem/song/thing.

Learnin' to use cutsCollapse )
Well, that's fun.  This is really kicking off the Happy Fun Sasha Friendship Power Hour right, eh?